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STATE OF TEXAS SYMBOLS

 

State Motto:  Friendship
State Flower: Bluebonnet
State Tree:  Pecan
State Bird:  Mockingbird
State Insect: Monarch Butterfly
State Gem:   Texas Blue Topaz
State Dinosaur: Brachiosaur Sauropod, Pleurocoelus
State Musical Instrument: Guitar
State Dish: Chili
State Fiber and Fabric: Cotton
State Fish: Guadalupe Bass
State Folk Dance: Square Dance
State Fruit: Texas Red Grapefruit
State Gem: Texas Blue Topaz
State Gemstone Cut: Lone Star Cut
State Grass: Sideoats Grama
State Insect: Monarch Butterfly
State Flying Mammal: Mexican Free-Tailed Bat
State Large Mammal: Longhorn
State Small Mammal: Armadillo
State Plant: Prickly Pear Cactus
State Native Pepper: Chiltepin
State Pepper: Jalapeno
State Reptile: Horned Lizard
State Shell: Lightning Whelk
State Shrub: Crape Myrtle
State Stone: Petrified Palmwood
State Ship: U.S.S. Texas
State Sport: Rodeo
State Vegetable: Sweet Onion
State Tartan: Texas Bluebonnet
State Capital: Austin
Size: The 2nd largest state, 267,338 sq mi ( 692,402 sq km.) Statehood: the 28th State. Admitted Dec. 29, 1845
 

 

State Song:  Texas Our Texas

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty State! 
 Texas, our Texas! So wonderful, so great!
 Boldest and grandest, withstanding every test; 
O empire wide and glorious you stand supremely blest.
 (Chorus)
Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star, 
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far, 
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow,
 With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo. 
(Chorus)
Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free.
 Shines forth 'n splendor your star of destiny! 
Mother of Heroes! We come your children true. 
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you. 
(Chorus)

Chorus: God bless you, Texas! And keep you brave and strong. 
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.

 

 
 
  

 


When you're from Texas, 


People that you meet ask you questions like,  "Do you have any cows?";   "Do you have horses?";
 "Are there really Indians and cowboys?";  "Do you have buffalo?"; 
"Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"? 
They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second.
That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the 
Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone 
anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. 
Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and 
he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? 
You'll get it maybe after a second (maybe), but who else would?
 Even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this little rock the Good Lord put us on, 
there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan
 and get upon a horse or ride in a pickup. There is some bit of Texas in everyone. 

Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas. 
Texas is the Alamo.   Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of
 Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save
themselves,  but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom.  

We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and Bowie, and do you know why?
Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. 
John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. (I did not know this)  That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto. 
Texas is Texas Independence Day. 
Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest. 
Texas is breath taking mountains in Big Bend. 
Texas is shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas. 
Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork. 
Texas is Mexican food like nowhere in the world, even Mexico. 
Texas is larger-than-life legends like Willie Nelson and Buddy Holly, 
Earl Campbell and Nolan Ryan, Denton Cooley and Michael DeBakey,
 Sam Rayburn, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and George Bush. 
Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops. 
Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer. 
Texas is slowly nodding oil well pumps and hissing gas wells. 
Texas is crystal clear Hill Country streams racing through rock bottomed
 canyons to empty in to plodding rivers.  If it isn't in Texas, you don't need it.

No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas. 

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag  at the same height as the U.S.
flag. Think about that for a second.  You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, 
or California, or Maine, and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17. 
You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview at 20 feet, 
 the Lone Star flies at the same height--20 feet. Do you know why?


 Because we place being a Texan as high as being an American down here. 


Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C.

We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part right there, 
WHEN WE CAME ON.  Texas was its own country. The Republic of Texas. 
No matter where I may live in the US of A,  I am proud to be a TEXAN.


 
  

(Texas Seal and back of the Texas Seal)
 


 
  
Texas Humor  (You know you're from Texas if:) 

  1. You measure distance in hours.
  2. You've ever had to switch from "heat"  to A/C" in the same day.
  3. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
  4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
  5. You see a car running  in the parking lot at the store with no one in it,  no matter what time of the year.
  6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin to go to the store.
  7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal. 
  8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
  9. You carry jumper cables in your car .....for your OWN car.
10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.------ OH YEAH!!! :)
14. The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
15. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
16. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
17. You find 100. degrees F "a little warm."
18. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
19. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern Texas as 
     soon as they open their mouth.
20. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
21. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World."
22. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
23. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke regardless of brand or flavor
24. You understand these jokes and forward them.


 

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